coelasquid:

boosmygod:

itwasadarkandpuddingknight:

frightn-in:

tommybooso:

dark/fire

heyoo

steel/flying im skarmory 

bug electric

fire dark

HELL FIRE

DARK FIRE

Ahahaha, I got dark fire.

Ground/flying. 
Wait, what? 

beatonna:

do you like ponies

rachelmariemusicschack:

The left rear burner on the stove wasn’t heating. So my dad examined it.

“Oh, it wasn’t plugged in right. Maria takes the burners off when she cleans. Because she’s a cleaning lady. And I guess that’s what cleaning ladies do. And she really doesn’t have to clean every week. But it’d be a slippery slope if she didn’t! Next thing you know we’ll have gay people teaching our kids!”

My dad and his sarcasm make me the happiest sometimes.

untitledpie:

HOLY SCHIST

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/311/e/f/schist_by_neaveria-d4fghov.jpg

Love is an art.

Hate is a science.

I’ve been doing a lot of mulling over concerning the sound, music, and voices you see in cartoons, TV, and movies. 

It just occurred to me how ridiculous it must be from a voice actor’s standpoint to do the VO for cat food commercials. 

Seriously, find any cat food commercial and listen to the things they have to say.

Being handed a script with those words on it, and practicing it a few times must be one of the most surreal experiences in any profession on this green Earth. 

itswallie:

intense-intents-in-tents:

five-centimeterspersecond:

bobafettuccine:

Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously

In which two negatives result in a positive.

holy…

oh my god

i can’t-

MY EARS ARE GASMING

never thought i’d ever enjoy either songs

…. wat

i have nothing to add to this

Herp a derp derp derp derpity derp derp darf